the most gratuitous use of superlatives you've ever witnessed: best practices for understanding conservative jargon regarding health care

oh, jon stewart, always renewing my faith in the american media one episode at a time.

and here is a sneak peek at some of the wisdom from john oliver:

conservatives can no longer tolerate living under this oppressive occupation, which is why patriots are obliged to castrate and skullfuck every babykiller who voted for this bill.